ectobiologist:

yeah i did like 100 push ups today

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(Source: takayaabe, via unretrieved)

celibacy:

justifiably:

celibacy:

What’s it like being tan?

It was a dark time in my life

Ladies & gentlemen, my baby daddy.

(via knightsofthenite)

I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter, and too hot for you. (via likespancakes)

(Source: rianderthal, via mikeyachu)

numovu:

life goal: go shopping and never look at the price tag.

(via mikeyachu)

harmonypowerhouse:

*develops new crush* *looks up star sign compatibility instead of actually talking to them*

(Source: r-roisin, via mikeyachu)

speedlimit15:

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

(via unretrieved)

pvrplehaz3:

P.L.U.R.
  • Other members: I think it's time we called quits and go our separate ways.
  • Niall: hahahahahah legends ! [grabs guitar] [strums wmyb chords]
forget the world
Lost In Disney Hell
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